Hail Santa T-Shirt – Funny Dark Humor Christmas Tee with Laser-Eyed Santa
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Hail Santa T-Shirt – Funny Dark Humor Christmas Tee with Laser-Eyed Santa
Bring chaotic holiday energy to every party with the “Hail Santa” T-Shirt — a hilarious twist on classic Christmas cheer, featuring a vintage-style Santa with glowing laser eyes. Bold, irreverent, and impossible to ignore, this design is perfect for adults who love their holiday humor on the mischievous side.
Whether you’re stirring up trouble at a Christmas party, rocking an outrageous look for a bar crawl, or gifting it to a friend who thrives on chaotic good energy, this tee is guaranteed to get laughs and double-takes. The retro Santa art gives it nostalgic charm, while the glowing laser eyes add a wild, modern twist that makes the whole design iconic.
Printed on a soft, premium cotton blend, this darkly funny Christmas shirt is comfortable for all-day wear — from wrapping gifts to summoning festive mayhem. Available in unisex sizing for men and women, it’s a standout holiday gift for anyone who loves parody, edgy humor, or just wants to be “that person” at the party.
Why you’ll love it:
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Hilarious “Hail Santa” parody with retro artwork and laser eyes
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Perfect for holiday parties, bar crawls & gag gifts
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Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
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A great funny Christmas gift for adults with dark or chaotic humor
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Unisex fit for both men & women
This Christmas, embrace the festive chaos — hail Santa.
Sizing
| Size | Chest Measurement |
| X-Small | 31 - 34 in (79 - 86 cm) |
| Small | 35 - 37 in (89 - 94 cm) |
| Medium | 38 - 41 in (97 - 104 cm) |
| Large | 42 - 45 in (107 - 114 cm) |
| X-Large | 46 - 49 in (117 - 124 cm) |
| 2XL | 50 - 53 in (127 - 135 cm) |
| Garment Measurements | Small | Medium | Large | X-Large | 2XL |
| Width | 18 in (46 cm) | 20 in (51 cm) | 22 in (56 cm) | 24 in (61 cm) | 26 in (66 cm) |
| Length | 28 in (71 cm) | 29 in (74 cm) | 30 in (76 cm) | 31 in (79 cm) | 32 in (81 cm) |
Product Topics:
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Funny Christmas Shirts
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Dark Humor Holiday Tees
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Santa Parody Apparel
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Adult Christmas Humor
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Gag Gift Ideas
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