I Handle All the Packages Myself T-Shirt – Funny Naughty Christmas Delivery Humor Tee
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I Handle All the Packages Myself T-Shirt – Funny Naughty Christmas Delivery Humor Tee
Deliver laughter fast with the “I Handle All the Packages Myself — So It Should Come Pretty Quick” T-Shirt — a cheeky holiday tee that mixes innocent Christmas imagery with a perfectly timed double entendre. Featuring a stack of wrapped presents front and center, this shirt looks festive at first glance… until you read the punchline.
It’s the ideal party shirt for Christmas gatherings, office gift exchanges, bar crawls, or anyone who enjoys holiday humor with a slightly naughty twist. Clean enough to wear in public, spicy enough to get a reaction — the Absurd Panda signature balance.
Printed on a soft, premium cotton blend, this funny Christmas shirt is comfortable for long days of gifting, wrapping, or causing mischief. Available in unisex sizing for men and women, it makes an excellent gag gift, stocking stuffer, or instant holiday outfit upgrade.
Why you’ll love it:
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Hilarious holiday innuendo with wrapped gift graphics
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Perfect for Christmas parties, bar crawls & gift exchanges
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Soft cotton blend for breathable, all-day comfort
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A great funny Christmas gift for adults with cheeky humor
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Unisex fit for both men & women
This year, make sure your package gets delivered… quickly.
Sizing
| Size | Chest Measurement |
| X-Small | 31 - 34 in (79 - 86 cm) |
| Small | 35 - 37 in (89 - 94 cm) |
| Medium | 38 - 41 in (97 - 104 cm) |
| Large | 42 - 45 in (107 - 114 cm) |
| X-Large | 46 - 49 in (117 - 124 cm) |
| 2XL | 50 - 53 in (127 - 135 cm) |
| Garment Measurements | Small | Medium | Large | X-Large | 2XL |
| Width | 18 in (46 cm) | 20 in (51 cm) | 22 in (56 cm) | 24 in (61 cm) | 26 in (66 cm) |
| Length | 28 in (71 cm) | 29 in (74 cm) | 30 in (76 cm) | 31 in (79 cm) | 32 in (81 cm) |
Product Topics:
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Funny Christmas Shirts
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Naughty Holiday Humor
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Christmas Gift & Package Joke Tees
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Adult Holiday Apparel
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Gag Gift Ideas
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Absurd Panda Holiday Collection
