I Have a Big Package for You T-Shirt – Funny Naughty Santa Christmas Humor Tee
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I Have a Big Package for You T-Shirt – Funny Naughty Santa Christmas Humor Tee
Make your holiday season unmistakably naughty and nice with the “I Have a Big Package for You” T-Shirt — a playful Christmas tee featuring a mischievously grinning vintage Santa delivering a wink you can feel.
Perfect for adults who love cheeky holiday humor, this shirt is designed to stand out at Christmas parties, bar crawls, white-elephant exchanges, and anywhere else people appreciate a well-timed double entendre. The retro Santa artwork adds nostalgic charm, while the bold text provides the punchline — a classic Absurd Panda formula.
Printed on a soft, premium cotton blend, this tee is comfortable enough for all-day wear whether you’re wrapping (or unwrapping) gifts, spreading joy, or causing holiday chaos. Available in unisex sizing for both men and women, it makes an unforgettable gag gift or stocking stuffer for the friend who always chooses the spicy option.
Why you’ll love it:
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Playfully naughty holiday innuendo with retro Santa artwork
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Guaranteed laughs at Christmas parties, bar crawls & adult gift exchanges
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Soft, breathable cotton blend for comfort and durability
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A great funny Christmas gift for adults with mischievous humor
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Unisex fit for both men and women
Santa’s got something special for you… and he can’t wait to deliver it.
Sizing
| Size | Chest Measurement |
| X-Small | 31 - 34 in (79 - 86 cm) |
| Small | 35 - 37 in (89 - 94 cm) |
| Medium | 38 - 41 in (97 - 104 cm) |
| Large | 42 - 45 in (107 - 114 cm) |
| X-Large | 46 - 49 in (117 - 124 cm) |
| 2XL | 50 - 53 in (127 - 135 cm) |
| Garment Measurements | Small | Medium | Large | X-Large | 2XL |
| Width | 18 in (46 cm) | 20 in (51 cm) | 22 in (56 cm) | 24 in (61 cm) | 26 in (66 cm) |
| Length | 28 in (71 cm) | 29 in (74 cm) | 30 in (76 cm) | 31 in (79 cm) | 32 in (81 cm) |
Product Topics:
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Funny Christmas Shirts
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Naughty Holiday Humor
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Vintage Santa Art Tees
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Adult Christmas Apparel
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Holiday Gag Gift Ideas
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Absurd Panda Holiday Collection
