If You Don’t Have a Chimney T-Shirt – Funny Naughty Santa Backdoor Holiday Humor Tee
Give the holidays a mischievous twist with the “If You Don’t Have a Chimney, Santa Will Enter Your Backdoor” T-Shirt — a perfectly playful Christmas tee that blends vintage Santa charm with a wink-wink adult joke.
Featuring a classic retro Santa sneaking through a door with his gift sack, this design takes a humorous spin on how Santa handles homes without chimneys. It’s clean enough to wear at holiday parties, yet cheeky enough to get a reaction — the signature Absurd Panda sweet spot.
Perfect for Christmas bar crawls, office gift exchanges, white-elephant parties, and gatherings where people appreciate a little spicy holiday humor. Printed on a soft, premium cotton blend, this tee offers all-day comfort whether you’re hosting, gifting, or creating holiday mischief. Available in unisex men’s and women’s sizing, it makes a standout gag gift for friends or coworkers with a playful sense of humor.
Why you’ll love it:
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Funny retro Santa illustration with a cheeky holiday twist
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Perfect for Christmas parties, bar crawls & adult gift exchanges
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Soft, breathable cotton blend for cozy seasonal comfort
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Great funny Christmas gift for adults who love playful innuendo
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Unisex fit for both men and women
This season, Santa’s bringing presents… one door or another.
Sizing
| Size | Chest Measurement |
| X-Small | 31 - 34 in (79 - 86 cm) |
| Small | 35 - 37 in (89 - 94 cm) |
| Medium | 38 - 41 in (97 - 104 cm) |
| Large | 42 - 45 in (107 - 114 cm) |
| X-Large | 46 - 49 in (117 - 124 cm) |
| 2XL | 50 - 53 in (127 - 135 cm) |
| Garment Measurements | Small | Medium | Large | X-Large | 2XL |
| Width | 18 in (46 cm) | 20 in (51 cm) | 22 in (56 cm) | 24 in (61 cm) | 26 in (66 cm) |
| Length | 28 in (71 cm) | 29 in (74 cm) | 30 in (76 cm) | 31 in (79 cm) | 32 in (81 cm) |
Product Topics:
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Funny Christmas Shirts
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Naughty Holiday Humor
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Retro Santa Apparel
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Adult Holiday T-Shirts
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Gag Gift Ideas
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Absurd Panda Holiday Collection