Nothing for You, Whores – Funny Sarcastic Santa Christmas Tee
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Nothing for You, Whores – Funny Sarcastic Santa Christmas Tee
Santa checked the list… and it’s bad news for you. Bring hilarious holiday shade to any festive gathering with the “Nothing for You, Whores” T-Shirt, featuring a vintage-style Santa giving a smug, judgmental grin.
This funny Christmas shirt is perfect for holiday parties, office gatherings, bar crawls, and white elephant gift exchanges. With its retro Santa artwork and snarky text, it’s guaranteed to get laughs from everyone who knows they didn’t make the nice list this year.
Printed on a soft, vintage white, premium cotton blend, this sarcastic holiday tee is comfortable enough for all-day wear—whether you’re wrapping presents, sipping cocoa, or stirring up seasonal mischief. Available in unisex sizing for men and women, it’s the ideal gag gift for friends, coworkers, and anyone who loves playful Christmas humor.
Why you’ll love it:
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Hilarious retro Santa design with sarcastic naughty-list humor
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Great for Christmas parties, ugly sweater events & gag gifts
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Soft, breathable cotton blend for comfort and durability
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Perfect gift for adults who appreciate snarky holiday humor
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Unisex fit works for men & women
Wear it proudly—after all, Santa already knows.
Sizing
| Size | Chest Measurement |
| X-Small | 31 - 34 in (79 - 86 cm) |
| Small | 35 - 37 in (89 - 94 cm) |
| Medium | 38 - 41 in (97 - 104 cm) |
| Large | 42 - 45 in (107 - 114 cm) |
| X-Large | 46 - 49 in (117 - 124 cm) |
| 2XL | 50 - 53 in (127 - 135 cm) |
| Garment Measurements | Small | Medium | Large | X-Large | 2XL |
| Width | 18 in (46 cm) | 20 in (51 cm) | 22 in (56 cm) | 24 in (61 cm) | 26 in (66 cm) |
| Length | 28 in (71 cm) | 29 in (74 cm) | 30 in (76 cm) | 31 in (79 cm) | 32 in (81 cm) |
Product Topics:
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Funny Christmas Shirts
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Santa Humor T-Shirts
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Sarcastic Holiday Apparel
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Naughty List Christmas Tees
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Retro Christmas Graphic Shirts
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Gag Gift Ideas
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