Well Hung Christmas Stocking T-Shirt – Funny Naughty Holiday Humor Tee
Celebrate the holidays with a wink and a grin in this “Well Hung” Christmas Stocking T-Shirt, featuring a vintage-style red stocking hanging proudly in all its festive glory. Clean, bold, and instantly hilarious, this design is the perfect blend of classic Christmas charm and cheeky adult humor.
Whether you're attending an ugly sweater party (but showing up in something better), hosting a gift exchange, or looking for a crowd-pleasing gag gift, this shirt delivers guaranteed laughs. The retro illustration style keeps it classy… the message keeps it spicy.
Printed on a super-soft unisex tee, it’s comfortable enough for decorating, baking, drinking eggnog, or making questionable decisions under the mistletoe.
Perfect for:
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Christmas parties & bar crawls
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Adult stocking stuffers
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Gag gifts & white-elephant exchanges
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Anyone who appreciates a well hung holiday decoration
Sizing
| Size | Chest Measurement |
| X-Small | 31 - 34 in (79 - 86 cm) |
| Small | 35 - 37 in (89 - 94 cm) |
| Medium | 38 - 41 in (97 - 104 cm) |
| Large | 42 - 45 in (107 - 114 cm) |
| X-Large | 46 - 49 in (117 - 124 cm) |
| 2XL | 50 - 53 in (127 - 135 cm) |
| Garment Measurements | Small | Medium | Large | X-Large | 2XL |
| Width | 18 in (46 cm) | 20 in (51 cm) | 22 in (56 cm) | 24 in (61 cm) | 26 in (66 cm) |
| Length | 28 in (71 cm) | 29 in (74 cm) | 30 in (76 cm) | 31 in (79 cm) | 32 in (81 cm) |
Product Topics:
Funny Christmas Shirts, Naughty Holiday Humor, Stocking Joke Shirts, Adult Christmas Apparel, Gag Gift Tees, Absurd Panda Holiday Collection