Well Hung (To the Right) Christmas Stocking T-Shirt – Funny Naughty Holiday Gag Gift Tee
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Well Hung (To the Right) Christmas Stocking T-Shirt – Funny Naughty Holiday Gag Gift Tee
Give your Christmas humor a slight rightward lean with this hilarious “Well Hung (To the Right)” Christmas Stocking T-Shirt. Featuring a charming vintage-style illustration of a stocking that’s unmistakably hanging to the right, this festive tee delivers the perfect balance of cozy Christmas vibes and cheeky adult humor.
Whether you're dressing up for a holiday party, searching for the perfect white-elephant gift, or simply want a shirt that gets a laugh every single time, this playful design is guaranteed to deliver. The retro artwork keeps things classy while the joke… well… hangs proudly on its own.
Printed on a soft, high-quality unisex tee, it’s comfortable enough for holiday shopping, gift wrapping, or making questionable decisions at the office Christmas party.
Perfect for:
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Fans of naughty Christmas humor
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White elephant & gag gifts
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Ugly sweater party alternatives
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Stocking jokes & festive innuendo
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Anyone who’s “well hung” and wants the world to know—directionally speaking ?
Add a little right-leaning holiday spirit to your wardrobe with this unforgettable Absurd Panda Christmas classic.
Sizing
| Size | Chest Measurement |
| X-Small | 31 - 34 in (79 - 86 cm) |
| Small | 35 - 37 in (89 - 94 cm) |
| Medium | 38 - 41 in (97 - 104 cm) |
| Large | 42 - 45 in (107 - 114 cm) |
| X-Large | 46 - 49 in (117 - 124 cm) |
| 2XL | 50 - 53 in (127 - 135 cm) |
| Garment Measurements | Small | Medium | Large | X-Large | 2XL |
| Width | 18 in (46 cm) | 20 in (51 cm) | 22 in (56 cm) | 24 in (61 cm) | 26 in (66 cm) |
| Length | 28 in (71 cm) | 29 in (74 cm) | 30 in (76 cm) | 31 in (79 cm) | 32 in (81 cm) |
Product Topics:
Funny Christmas Shirts, Naughty Holiday Tees, Adult Humor Apparel, Christmas Stocking Joke Shirts, Festive Gag Gift Ideas, Absurd Panda Holiday Collection
